Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018

Mustard

No it’s not an instrument Patrick

“Is mustard an instrument?”

by VladimirPapa June 13, 2018

muharrem ince

A Turkish "politician" of the opposition and a former teacher who performs Friday prayer everyday since the age of 15. He also writes poems about masturbation and women with large boobs in his free time.

Have you seen how Muharrem Inces' guard pushed a civilian off the scene while taking selfie with him?

by 14532023 June 19, 2018

Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

Mustard

Meaning “must you”. Stop what you are doing or saying. Aka condiment command.

Incessantly talking about politics, mustard.

by BarbieP June 30, 2019

Mustard Foot

To have smelly feet or some funky shit growing on your foot.

Damn, did you smell her feet in the car? Yea, that's some straight-up Mustard Foot dawg.

by Nagnal August 15, 2019

multarix

A dude on the internet

"Wow, Multarix is in this server!"

by dwarfalope October 2, 2019