Muffed

To push back in a joking manner

As soon as he came in, he muffed my head.
“I know he didn’t just freaking muff me!?”

by fetus 😽. April 11, 2019

Maffle

Scouse guys who save cum from multiple guys in a mayonnaise tub they got from the fried chicken shop. Leave it in there for a week and use as a spread on toast.

Hey mate why does you breath smell like cum.... calm down calm down I had me a maffle toastie

by Bizbone81 September 2, 2019

Muffed

To be Anally penetrated and or totally destroyed up in this bitch

Kadence was muffed when she tripped and dropped her chicken nuggets

by Brad69420 October 8, 2019

Muffers bridge

The bit between a woman’s vag and arsehole

Corr that spin class proper hurt my muffers bridge

by GaryTheFootDoctor February 8, 2020

MuffElltea

A group of naked mice

We found a mouse Cinderelly. But he is apart of the MuffElltea

by Dunchine January 1, 2020

mumfler

a mumfler is the type of person who would die for there friends so people would stay to one another " are you a mumfler"?

You'er such a mumfler

by minkle dink December 4, 2020

Muffed

When a lady doesn't shave her private parts for a few months and then rides the males face

Man she muffed the hell outta me last night homie.

by anonymous January 21, 2021