Muddy rudder

Originating from sixteenth century French sailors, who would spend many days out at sea in poor hygienic conditions. This term is used in the gay community to refer to the instance when one partner does not properly clean their ass before sex.

Sucre bleu my boy are you trying to turn my baguette into a muddy rudder?

by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021

muddy kiss

a rim job whilst the recipient is suffering from a case of extreme diarrhea

last night I hooked up with melissa and she gave me a muddy kiss

by tombull360 September 1, 2021

Muddy

A big bastard

“Damn, I wish I was as big as MUDDY!”

by unitsonly July 5, 2021

Muddy Nutz

The act of a male taking a shit in a shit in a small, then dipping their scrotum in the shit water… Muddy Nutz

After eating a Gordito Burrito, Jared got muddy Nutz.

by GordonRamseysDad August 8, 2022

Muddy Krudge

When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)

Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.

Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge

Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge

by Owl-Moth Man May 1, 2022

Muddy sock

When you get poop in your uncircumcised penis hood

Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.

by Scooterbritches November 22, 2022

Muddy

not great, not awful but unpleasant. Not always clear or undestoond.

I found her attitude to be muddy.

by thebadgirly January 18, 2022