Masani

masani is the prettiest girl youll ever meet , her heart is pure an when she loves she LOVES so dont ever try to play her , masani is passionate an loves to have passionate sex , shes a 4 ft nothing midget and shell be the best thing that ever happens to you. masani is very caring and cares about people feelings more then her own but dont let her stop caring about you because its something very evil and cold

masani is so pretty

by connorestans November 20, 2023

Moan Around

The act of moaning while in close proximity to the cause for said moaning.

-Just to spite you, I will eat this turkey sandwich while moaning around.

-You moan around when you give head to your subject.

-He walked away moaning around.

by dr drew November 22, 2023

misanthropic manlet

The perpetually petulant, paranoid and pessimistic petite misanthropic manlet is an isolated loner manlet who childishly shuns the company of grown-ups and instead prefers to focus his girlishly giddy energy on pursuing his numerous hobbies, including but not limited to: alcoholism, compulsively measuring his immutably dwarfed height every five minutes, e-shopping for children's clothes and high heels, daydreaming about getting pegged by a seven-foot tall dominatrix while he sings Short People in his high-pitched and squeaky-voiced manletspeak, performing delusional height increasing stretching exercises while listening to Skee-Lo's "I wish" and wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra, venting his manlet rage by ranting about how all women (righteously) reject and laugh at him at his local Bagel Boss and putting the finishing touches on his manlet manifesto before shooting up his favorite Barbie Dreamhouse due to the Barbie doll he was crushing on calling him an inherently effeminate, microscopically infinitesimal stunted beastling of a sissy manlet boy when she caught him in the Dreamhouse manlet pit as the deranged low IQ manlet was stupidly attempting to give the, by comparison towering, Ken doll a standing blowjob.

Emma: Lol, why is that misanthropic manlet furiously dry humping that garden gnome over there? Allison: It's because manlets can't be choosers. Emma: Short people got nobody. Allison: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024

moaning

its when a girl gets so uncomfortable when having sex she has to moan.

why are you moaning?

by Wengardian Leviosa September 17, 2024

Moan

What Shakira does every 5 seconds in her songs

La vida me ha dado un hambre voraz, y tú apenas me das caramelos, ~Moan~

by perronegroarroz October 25, 2024

Moan

A thing that That one kid in class randomly does!
especially the male students

teacher: * explaining the question *
That one kid in class: *moans*

by hungarian grill December 3, 2023

Misandrist

Stupid bitches who thinks they're feminists because they hate men.

And unlike actual feminists, instead of actually dealing with problems regarding sexism in the world, they make a "35 Questions for Men" BuzzFeed video and use the words "mansplaining", "manspreading", and "patriarchy" on a daily basis.

They think spreading your legs is a bigger problem than whatever the fuck's going on in the Middle East right now or even problems going on back home.

Also massive (hippo)crites. They go on and on about drinking male tears and the evil cishets but whenever anyone says the same thing back to them they make a bunch of Twitter hashtags trying to get that person banned off of the internet forever.

If I said "I love to drink female tears", I'd probably get bombarded with people telling me to kill myself and that I'm mysogynistic scum. I'm not saying mysogyny is good or anything, but fuckfaces like this need to stop being hypocrites and shove a glass dildo up their ass until it pops.

Misandrist: #KillAllMen
Any sane person: Maybe it's not the best idea to use a hashtag that promotes killing half of the entire world's population.
Misandrist: Are you seriously mansplaining to me right now!?!?!?

by leo123456 December 8, 2023