moist off

to ejaculate. sloppily.

I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006

moist loaf

It basically means "nice arse"

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".

by gay vicar October 30, 2007

Moist cookies

When you dip your balls into a person's mouth while they're sleeping and wake them up so they wake up to your balls in their mouth

Person 1: dude, I'm gonna give him some moist cookies

by Moist cookies November 7, 2014

social mobster

A person who can get attention and a following for doing things of low moral character.

Don't follow a social mobster, be your own person The social mobster will have you do their dirty work while they look innocent The girl is a social mobster when she gets the group to pick on someone He is a social mobster because he uses people and bad behavior to get attention A social mobster gets paid to show up and make a scene

by JOG February 11, 2014

speaking moistly

Speaking while spitting

If people want to wear masks, that is OK, it protects others more than it protects you because it prevents you from breathing or speaking moistly on them

by Canadianajv April 8, 2020

Moistie

Function: noun

1: A cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiast who posts fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of various science fiction works on the Internet’s Moist Board.

2: An executive member of the Illuminati.

3: A hater of cockatiels.

4: A rabid fan of David Hasselhoff.

5: A highly skilled cell phone hacker.

6: All of the above.

The Moistie’s are cool, but they have a long list of bannable offenses at their bulletin board.

by AuntyMouse April 22, 2009

cunt moist towelette

Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt

Ian: You fucking cunt boy
Ryan: Shut up cunt bucket
Ian: Die! cunt moist towelette!

by ELrod March 26, 2007