Des Moines Special

The act of defacating in a girls ear and using your penis to shove the poop feces into the girls brain with the poop acting as icecream and then nutting in her mouth with the semen acting as the fudge therefore creating a Des Moines Special

Ohh man last night I gave Tom’s mom a Des Moines special she loved it so much that I’m coming back tommorw to give her round 2!

by A1aric December 30, 2025

is opal a mineral

No one really knows

Person 1: is opal a mineral dude
Person 2: dude no one knows cause safari can’t make up it’s damn mind

by IAMABIGFATSWEATYLOSER January 13, 2021

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022

Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.

Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.

by Rallisman February 9, 2024

I LOVE MINERS

RAHHHHHHGHTFDHDHG

bro are you ok

I LOVE MINERS

by The guy with a tie yt May 24, 2024

show some minerals

Have some balls. Show courage and enact principles.

"I hope, somewhere inside the policing machine, a new generation of coppers is prepared to show some minerals, to shake the tree, to remember why they joined in the first place." Dominic Adler, writer and former detective in the Metropolitan Police, UK

by Jack Jazz 1 January 7, 2025

The Dirty Gold Miner

When you find a dirty homeless girl and take her home to clean her up. After she is throughly washed up you begin to get intimate once you have reached climax you yell Eureka!!

Hey see that homeless girl over there she’d be perfect for The Dirty Gold Miner.

by The-Hash-Slinging-Slasher October 22, 2025