Soul mate

We you have an amazing connection the first time you see or meet each other......To say that one waits a lifetime for their soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect.

Timothy and amber are the perfect soul mates. They are the perfect couple , they love each other without word to explain it. They just hope one day they will be able to let each other know that they truly really do mean.......... "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND "

by To infinity and beyond July 24, 2015

tow mater

A red neck hillbilly from North Carolina who enjoys using the word "noob" as an insult.

Did Tow Mater just flip the table again?

by Pippikins January 21, 2017

First Mate Rob

This hot and sexy kid who dressed up like a pirate on halloween. He also has a slut Ex girlfriend named Amanda who nobody likes. First Mate Rob also has a heterolife mate named J Wood. First Mate Rob and J Wood go to Vo-Tech together, where they slack off and make fun of Miss Piggy and Hotdog Boy. One day Rob and J wood got bored and they decided to tell Hotdog boy that Neo called and he wanted his Trenchcoat back. Oh man good times has by all. Theres also this kid named Deep Fried Dan, hes a crazy kid who asks people if they're afraid of cell phones. Also if you have sex with Rob, you always come back for more.

J Wood:Oh man Robs wearing a patch!
First Mate Rob:Its first mate Rob you scum.
J Wood:Sorry Suge, please don't kill me Suge.
Rob:What we doing today J Wood?
J Wood:The same shit we did yesterday...
Rob:Megaman bitches! But before we do, i got to watch Shaun of the Dead again!
J Wood:Go kill yourself Rob....OH GOD LOOK OUT DANS TRYING TO BITE YOU!
Rob:AHHHHHH
*J Wood and Rob run to the other side of the room*
J Wood:What are we gonna do?
Rob:Hit it in the head!
J Wood:What are we gonna throw?
Rob:I don't know, throw a god damn computer...
J Wood:But these computers belong to liz!
Rob:WHAT?!?!?!That makes NO FUCKING SENSE!
J Wood:Whoops, i'll take this one.
*J Wood throws a monitor at Dan, killing him*
Rob:Wow, that was weird....
J Wood:Yeah boyeee, find something to clank.
*J Wood and Rob clank binders*

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!

by J Wood and First Mate Rob January 10, 2005

mateage

An exclamation of joy, happiness and craziness.

"I just totally knocked up a whore"
"MATEAGE!!!"

by Ovenchips November 17, 2006

Matercan

A womans vaginal section.

I can't help that she wants me to put my nun-chuck in her "Matercan"

by Bama the knife March 7, 2009

matejovsky

often attracted to "Rhetts" as a way of giving semi-erections and sexual tension released from "Rhetts" or types thereof

being able to relax or chill after sexual tension is released.

I am going matejovsky tonight and find a Rhett kind of guy as we both relax while drinking a glass of wine.

by the late matejovsky February 4, 2010

matecocido

a very common drink form argentina,uruguay,praguay and maybe brazil it's like a tea made from mate, people drink it with honey or sugar, and comes flavored. it is ussually grown in the north of the country: misiones, entre rios...

person 1: what's that?
person 2: it;s matecocido, 0ld indigen/indian drink

by whoareyouandme January 3, 2010