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mitten queen

by Edgar Allan Poe February 20, 2003
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Muttons

A name for old far left leaning Anti-British "Sheeple". Muttons are easily identifiable by their constant virtue signalling on social media, trying to stay relevant to Millennial "Woke" culture.
Someone must have an opinion of their own, the Muttons are out in force on Facebook today.
Brexit IS happening, the Muttons won't be happy.
Why do so many Muttons deny Israel's right to exist?
by Max Strykehard September 7, 2018
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mitten

little (young) cat. Furry feline that resembles an oven mitt fur-wise.
by baluba December 27, 2005
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mitten

Clumsy or uncoordinated in an endearing or cute way. Based on the difficulty people have picking things up or performing tricky manual tasks while wearing mittens. This is especially the case with woollen mittens, which not only impede the individual use of your fingers but also get easily covered in dirt or snow.

This term also pertains to the type of people who wear mittens; slightly strange children, possibly quite sheltered or with learning difficulties. These children sometimes had their mittens pinned to their clothing or wore a string connecting the mittens under the outer clothing layers so as to prevent their mittens being lost. It is the image of this child with a haircut their mum gave them and matching mittens and beanie that the adjective ‘mitten’ refers to.
'Ugh, I was so drunk last night, I dropped my beer like 3 times, I am such a mitten'

'Oh wow, did you see that mitten? That little kid totally ran into that sliding glass door.'
by Oblivia September 22, 2005
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mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup
Man: get over here and have a mitten
Woman: the couch?
by dogga July 29, 2008
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schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.
"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"
by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008
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mitten

She was a cold bitch, so i needed to warm her up with a mitten.
by Thoughtful November 28, 2006
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