Black and Mild

A nother name for a Half Black, Half White guy

Mason: look its Black and Mild

Keagan: Fuck you!

by Chubbychaser37 March 13, 2010

mile to fuck ratio

ones living arrangement distance divided by the chances one will fuck said person. For instance if there was a .1 mile distance between person A and person B and a 95% chance of fuckage (% of fuckage is estimate) it would be a .1/.95 mile to fuck, or m to f, ratio.

-Hey man my new next door neighbor is really hot.
-Damn, thats a solid mile to fuck ratio.

by WiseMan17 September 20, 2011

Golden Mile

A unit of distance used to measure an area that was driven while masturbating.

All car trips are better when you drive a golden mile.

by ddrobot March 12, 2011

Mile High Storm

having sex on an airplane during a big storm

Last month I was on an airplane, had nothing to do and it was a stormy night so I asked a Hot chick if she wanted to do the Mile High Storm with me

by Frightfuldog November 7, 2009

Mile Haiki Club

The very elite club for those that have written 2 or more Haiki whilst traveling on an airplane

So I met this chick on a plane and it turns out she was into poetry, next thing I knew we had joined the Mile Haiki Club

by The Alumni March 15, 2011

mile high fantasy

mile high relates to sex on a plane, so thus derived, mile high..

"I had a mile high fantasyexperience the other day"
"Have you ever had a mile high fantasy?'
"its mile high fantasy for me, cos when I disembark I need not know the person!'

Please do not include the contributor as an experiencer! " nor experienced..This is purely an explanation :).. Have a great day..

www.cracked.com/article_16778_the-10-worst-places-to-get-caught... - Cached

by coolandy69 August 20, 2011

Malder

Someone in the Maldives shiting their pants and wiping it on a guy named Troy

You’re a malder buddy

by Zepho throning November 29, 2022