Michael Jordan

If you seriously don't know who Michael Jordan is then you're retarded

You don't know who Michael Jordan is? you're a dumbass.

by Jeremy Eugene June 4, 2008

michael bolton

An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with

Michael bolton was amazing in office space

by 14 inch cock May 13, 2005

michael myers

Michael Audrey Myers is a serial killer from the Halloween film series. He is noted for wearing a white mask with no real expression (Some speculate his mask is an image of william shatner???) and a dark jumpsuit. He lived in Haddonfield, Illinois, and was convicted to a mental institution at a young age for stabbing his sister to death. One Doctor Loomis studied him and attempted to cure him, but deduced that he could not be cured, and is simply a heartless psychopath. Cursed by the Thorn, his goal is to kill his whole family, starting with Laurie Strode, his sister who is played by Jamie Lee Curtis. Myers is called "The Shape" in the script and credits, probably due to his tendency to stay in the shadows. His weapon of choice is a large knife.
Incidently, Michael Myers is not that comedian Mike Myers.

Michael Myers is a heartless killer. Mike Myers is a goofy comedian.

by Coo Coo Canuck June 27, 2006

Michael Schumacher

The most successful driver in Formula 1, bearing literally almost every single record including most wins, most wins in a single season and most championship titles, however, does not hold the all-time pole position record, despite being only one pole away. Won the World Championship seven times, twice with Benetton (1994-1995) and five times with Ferrari (2000-2004). Without a doubt the best driver in his era but has severely lacked competition, which drivers in the '80s and early '90s had to face all the time. Unfortunately Michael barely had time to show his skills in fighting amongst drivers such as Ayrton Senna and Alain Prost but from what he demonstrated he could keep up and sometimes pass.

Michael Schumacher finishes second in the 2004 Belgian Grand Prix to clinch his seventh, and fifth consecutive, World Championship!

by Conquerer February 7, 2006

michael

From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

some of the most awesome people are named michael.

hey, look how cool michael is!

by m20 March 22, 2009

michael bolton

1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.

Michael Bolton

by Anti Rebublican March 22, 2004

Michael Bolton fan

celebrate the guy's entire catalogue

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"

by dildo777 April 4, 2023