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Megan

Someone who eats a primarily meat and carbohydrate diet, with a dislike for vegetable or salad consumption.
“Hi, please can I see the Megan options for this restaurant?”

“Katie is now a Megan, we should do steak for dinner when she comes over”
by Mr Bhatti March 2, 2024
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Megan is so awesome if you ever get to date a Megan wife her instantly
Is that Megan?
Yeah
Time to marry her
by WONTONric3 April 21, 2024
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Megan is so beautiful, marry her
Is that Megan!
Yeah I’m gna marry her
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I'm looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5"
Hi, my name is Megan and all I’m looking for is…
by Gerber_Babiee July 16, 2024
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Megan.. A damsel who’s

Looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5
I'm looking for a man in finance.”
Looking for a Man in Finance” is a satirical song written by Megan Boni (because ewwl.)
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"I had a seizure" "oh you pulled a Megan!"
by thehollabackgirl April 3, 2025
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Megan — The sister who’s basically a whole movie in human form. She’s funny enough to make you laugh till your stomach hurts, savage enough to humble you in one sentence, and protective enough to scare anyone who even thinks about messing with you. She’s got main-character energy, K-drama levels of emotion, and a playlist for every mood.

She’ll roast you like it’s her job, then defend you like a lion if someone else tries it. Under all that attitude, though, she’s pure heart — the kind of person who’ll make sure you’re okay even when she’s not. She’s loud, loyal, dramatic, and full of love… and honestly, life would be boring without her.
You: “Megan, why are you giving me that look?”
Megan: “Because I know you’re about to do something stupid.”
You: why are you giving me attitude?

Megan: its not attitude, its personality.

(Ten minutes later, she’s laughing with you about it and bringing snacks like nothing ever happened.)
by Queen of unicorns October 25, 2025
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