mafia

La Cosa Nostra: A mythological organized crime syndicate invented by racist protestant feds to demonize Catholics and Italian Americans. Also used generically to refer to any race or nationality based organized crime syndicate.

Tommy's in the mafia you say? Listen here...There is no such thing as the mafia, but there is such as thing as accidentally falling down your stairs and landing back-of-the-head first on an errantly placed icepick... capice?

Vic and the strike team stole money from the Armenian mafia.

by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

Mafia Relocation Program

Taking an undesireable person and forcing them into the trunk of a car then driving them far into the countryside and leaving them naked and beaten on the roadside.

"I cought the asshole that my girlfriend cheated on me with and put him into a Mafia Relocation Program."

by Nolan Smart December 12, 2005

Maia

Very beautiful big booty bitches that are attractive

God damn my nigga you see Maia she thick as hell!
Maia is definetly a beauty!

by That nigga jj June 3, 2013

albanian mafia

Albanian-American criminals are said by police to be involved in everything from gun-running to counterfeiting. But it is drug trafficking that has gained Albanian organized crime the most notoriety. Some Albanians, according to federal Drug Enforcement Administration officials, are key traders in the "Balkan connection," the Istanbul-to-Belgrade heroin route. DEA officials estimated that, while less wel known than the so-called Sicilian and French connections, the Balkan route might have been moving, around 1985 2 25% to 40% of the U.S. heroin supply. 2 25% to 40% of the U.S. heroin supply . Albanians have took over from the sicilian mafia they are very racist people they are in the bronx on 185 and aurthor ave in bronx ny they took over in new jersey.

Italian man says a fagtaboutit albanian say move over bitch and blows his head off albania land of eagles albanian mafia

by cedric718 September 30, 2009

Jonny the Homocidal Maniac

An extremely funny comic book series by Jhonen Vasques(The maker of Invader Zim) about an artistically challenged man named Jonny who (guess what) kills people...and he ALWAYS gets away with it with the aid of his skilled tormentors(Read I Feel Sick 1 & 2. It reveals much more about Jonny's predicament.)Over all a good and hillarious read. And come on, people. Anything by Jhonen is great!!

In Jonny the Homocidal Maniac(JtHM), the police man says,"You wasted a perfectly good baby!!"

by LaurenFrancis May 26, 2005

tight pants mafia

1) a group of kids that wears tight pants.

2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.

1) his crew rolls with jeff's tight pants mafia.

2) look at the other 'definitions' of this word.

by lol123 June 11, 2006

Mexican Mafia

Group in Mexico or southern california. Made up of chicanos or people from prison. A gang that is bigger then the KKK or any amount of bloods and crips. You can tell who a member of the mexican mafia is if they have a tattoo that says 100% Chicano.

Juan: que onda guay, whacha claiming
Angel: Mexican Mafia puto, whats the problem

by 100% CHICANO October 4, 2005