Matthew Ryan Fleming

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

by idcay June 17, 2011

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Really cute, very sweet guy. He's the best guy friend a girl could ask for! He listens to your constant complaints, never judges you, is okay with being weird with you, and is just about perfect. He would be an ideal boyfriend! When he likes a girl, he leaves her cute notes and thoughtful presents. The only bad thing about Matthew is that it's way too easy to fall in love with him. <3

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, I just got Matthew's number!! He seems like he might like me!

Girl 2: Awesome! Keep me posted!

Next Week:

Girl 1: I think I'm in love... :(

Girl 2: Why is that bad??

Girl 1: He likes another girl! I thought he actually liked me. I guess he was just being sweet. *sigh*

by HaiImAwkward January 20, 2013

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