Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020

Leg man ting

When your male friend has smoother legs than you ..... everyday is leg day

Kai coyne is a leg man ting

by Ellieeeeew October 3, 2020

Leg man ting

When your male friend has smoother legs than you ..... everyday is leg day

Kai coyne is a leg man ting

by Ellieeeeew October 3, 2020

Leg man ting

Kia count is the official leg man ting

My g the leg man ting

by Ellieeeeew October 3, 2020

Peyton Manning

The quarterback who got his power from his large forehead

Peyton Manning is the Broncos greatest quarterback of all time.

by YourPseudoFuckoff October 10, 2020

Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!

by HungBoi May 18, 2021

Karrie maninger

Karrie maninger is often used to describe a girl who have problems with math, and cant understand which monsters go first, even after checkin 1000 times. Karrie maninger also have bad luck when it come to gettin presents, like that time that david fooled her into buyin her a R5 cruelctrek (LOLMAO). She is also know for her 'illuminati meetings based groups'

Me : how did Karrie maninger lost that fight?
Puffer : she is still karrie afterall

by CHIGGA MY NlGGQ June 9, 2021