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MadDog The rapper

retared ass rappere who is ugly as hell and calls himself a ceo nd thinks he is the best looking person in the world
Jean:yoo maddog the rapper is madd ugly
by Balonckafierce July 26, 2010
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Tommy Maddox Offense

1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.

2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.
1. Tommy Maddox's massive failure has been immortalized by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.

2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.
by John A. H. III January 11, 2009
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The Norm MacDonald

When the male wears a funny ten gallon cowboy hat and makes the female wear a fake moustache while doin' her doggystyle.

Perferably in front of a large mirror.
"Remember that fake moustache I bought? I pulled The Norm MacDonald with it yesterday."
by wauCHAWH December 28, 2009
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madonna-whore complex

The tendency of men to favor women who are sweet and innocent and chaste, but will then become (through instinct, not experience) bold and adept in the bedroom. The sufferer or possessor of the complex believes, or at least enjoys pretending, it is he alone who could transform the woman, so despite her whore-like behavior, she remains a madonna. He believes himself, therefore, god-like
George was your typical misogynistic forty-something momma's boy, still scouring campuses for his madonna-whore
by Lee November 6, 2003
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maddox

1.) "Some old, greasy dude who uses the internet to cry about his likes and dislikes to the disaffected youth of America through semi-comedic rants."
- Oh come on now, could you pick an easier audience?

2.)"A self- proclaimed pirate."
- Lol, wtf is that about? Seriously, a pirate? Get an identity, you silly bastard. Do you hijack ocean going vessels and plunder them for booty or do you just download music illegally? Yeah...thats just sad.

3.)"A 30 year old man with a 12-16 year old following."
-you rock, Maddox!!!1 For realz!!1!1
"man, that chump was crying more than Maddox when his Ace of Base file didn't download!"
by Jon Rudder June 12, 2006
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Maddo

A mad cunt, eh. Most often in spoken language the word "maddo" is used to describe a friend or a close person who is somewhat reckless, strange or hyperactive. Although the word has a negative undertone to it, it is quite often used in a friendly, banterous, positive way to jeer at your mate who's being a nutter.
Person A: "Eh, you ken Craig right? He downed a whole bottle of Smirnoff the other night, then went off running the streets, bollocks naked, quoting the bible."
Person B: "Mate he's a fucking maddo."
by OhYouseWantedSomeWords January 12, 2018
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Maddox

A whiny preteen, usually white and male. He buckles at everything said to him that he dislikes. He is very unlikeable, and will most likely become a school shooter. Maddox's are usually the cause of teachers' retirement. Maddox's are also known as Fortnite Kids. Maddox's mother is the president of both the PTA and the HOA.

Note: Usually the son of a Karen
Kid 1: hi
Maddox: GET AWAY FROM ME, IM GOING TO CATCH YOUR VACCINE DISEASE
Kid 1: yo bro, chill out.
MADDOX: IM GOING TO CALL MY MOM ON YOU
Kid 1: Woah, you're def a Maddox
by calaxius June 19, 2020
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