National Mustache Day

National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.

Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!

by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021

pearl mustache

The act of spreading ejaculate on someone's upper lip.

That girl was trash, she just wanted some dick, so I gave her a pearl mustache

by bee rye February 15, 2014

mustache milk

The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner

1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.

You have a little mustache milk leftover.

by Llama dad December 22, 2016