Muddy Rain

I left for work and was dismayed to find a Muddy Rain on my cars windshield.
by Farrush21 October 01, 2021
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Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.
Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.
by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017
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muddy backroad

Jeremy: Where do you want me to put it?
John: Down my Muddy Backroad...
by PrepucioFetido July 20, 2022
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Muddy Helmet

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 12, 2020
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Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself
Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey
by Brainmaker June 21, 2025
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The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
by the stanky leg April 06, 2009
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Drinking muddy water

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.
James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game
by Mr_dude_man January 20, 2025
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