Mind rape

The intrusion of the mind by a well-trained mind rapist. His mind is so advanced he can creep into your mind unnoticed and you can't stop it because it's too late when it's noticeable.

Person A: Please teach me your ways of the mind rape.

Person B: Are you ready to learn the ways and give up so much
Person A: Yes master I must mind rape Jenny from math and learn her secrets.

by Goochterminator26 January 17, 2016

mind botling

having difficulty deciphering a phrase or text that can lead to frustration.

"It's mind botling with what you just said, I don't understand what angle your coming from"

by tustada May 5, 2016

Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head

"Look at you John, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z! Really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours."

by John-0-notelb October 10, 2016

mind cheat

when you cant stop thinking about someones even if you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Not always the best thing to do cause its not helping a relastionship... Also means that youre in some way cheating on youre partner . Cause usually the person youre thinking of is in some way more important to you then the partner youre with in the moment.

i cant stop thinking about that guy that makes me happy every time i speak to him or i see im...
i have to stop mind cheating and make a descision.

by whatthefuckwasithinking November 2, 2016

Mind Tanking

To absorb an absurd amount of educational material for prolonged periods of time without writing it down.

Nikita: I'm learning so much here it's cray

Andrew: Are you writing any of this down or just mind tanking?

by Splunkit April 7, 2017

Mind-gobbling

Your brain devouring knowledge in greedy gulps.

This book is mind-gobbling.

by Fufito June 16, 2017

Mind Bone

A phrase derived from the English saying "mind-blown" entailing that the speaker discovered something shocking and popular slang "boner," meaning a male erection in the genetalia. This fusion essentially entails that the speaker whom expresses it is having a blast of knowledge that rapidly expands their knowledge in a sexual manner.

Dude, I didn't know that! I just got a serious mind bone.

by Fuehbdici jdbsgc October 29, 2017