MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.
She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!
by QAnont August 25, 2020
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Milf sex

by MilfL0ver3000 August 26, 2022
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Milf Denny's

Heavan of fat ass and massive badonkadonks
Anon: dude I went to Milf Denny's
Anon 2: Dude, how you feel
Anon: Like I lost my virginirt
by Milf Dennys April 22, 2021
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milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.
He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.
by the agitator August 25, 2013
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Milf of Legends

An official sex tournament that doesn’t care if your straight or not,and people are eating it up like fortnite rule34
Guy:hey dude,you want to play some COD? Other guy:NO DUDE IM LATE FOR THE ANNUAL MILF OF LEGENDS TOURNAMENT!
by Evilerskull September 17, 2018
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future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.
"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"
by nothingtoseehere^^ November 30, 2022
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Soy Milf

So bro I started bangin’ this Soy Milf at my Bikram Yoga class. Took her back to my place and got my chakras aligned.
by Round2_go December 31, 2018
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