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breathing maggots

A term often used by old people to explain the feeling of being hot and sweaty, also can be said as "breeding maggots".
Dale: arnt you hot wearing that coat?

Grandma Jam: eeeeee im breathing maggots

Dale: You must be cos im sweating cobs.
by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006
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Having a row with the maggot

When your bird is trying to suck you off and you've a flacid one and she's just having a bloody blair.
Bloody hell lad, the missus weren't 'arf having a row with the maggot last night. BLIMEY!
by Grimmy Bumdirt February 28, 2011
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maggot

The aforemented label someone gives themself if they somehow like the band Slipknot, one of the shittiest bands in existence. Maggots mostly consist of 12 year olds who don't know jack shit about real music and just listen to Slipknot in a pathetic attempt to seem cool. If you enrage a maggot by telling them Slipknot sucks, their typical response would be to "go and kill yourself", as if anybody cares what a maggot thinks in the first place.
A Typical Music Lover: Slipknot f-ing blows.

A dumbass Slipknot Maggot: YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON YOU SHOULD GO AND KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE SLIPKNOT KICKS ASS AND THEY WILL SHIT ON YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM!!!!!

Music Lover: Well Slipknot can yell at me all they want to if I don't like them, but I won't be listening.
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maggot

rhymes with faggot. due to all slipknot fans are faggots.

also a little worm lookin' thing.

go ahead, and IM you little faggots.

AIM - florida is tuff
guy 1: "that kid's a maggot!"
guy 2: "did you say faggot?"
guy 1: "no. maggot."
guy 2: "oh. they're the same thing."
guy 2: "indeed. let's go shit in his locker, for listening to such a shitty band."
by TONY January 16, 2005
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magooch

hillbilly for "my gooch"
Hey Joe Bob! Come pop this blackhead on magooch!
by Justin & Nicole September 19, 2005
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maggot booner

the maggot booner is an alcoholic drink conspired a few fathoms east of westchesshire at the maggot booner pub by a man named bar keep. it is brewed mostly from maggots and other assorted drinks owned by bar keep, it is commonly drunk by 2x4 Joe and McGintee. Maggot booner may also refer to the pub, ye ol' maggot booner which is under constant attack by blue tigers that swear frequently and drink gin.
bar keep: You London types....coming up here with ur balls or shiny! Think u own the place. Well, u dont own this place. Bar keep does. Ther'll be no flirtinis here. You'll drink what bar keep drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink
McGintee: aye bar keep! two o' tha maggot booners it be, right Joe!!
by borris... May 18, 2008
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maggotmuffin

somebody who is new to something, but now just new, someone who is new and is a loser who doesnt know anything
"omg ew new school year, new maggotmuffins"
by frankyoooo May 21, 2007
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