Light Bar Syndrome

When high or drunk and you are convinced that you see police lights on most of the cars that pass you.

P1: Shit dude a cop!
P2: Chill out bro you got LIGHT BAR SYNDROME, none of these cars have been cops.

by Herbatron & Budathor January 11, 2009

Lighter Fairy

The fairy comes around when your high and takes your lighter and fills them up with lighter fluid and then returns them to gas stations.
or
A skinnier homosexual

Bobby: Where are our lighters
Johnny: A "Lighter Fairy" probably took them
Bobby: Why would a gay guy come steal our lighters

by lundensgate January 15, 2010

Laughter Puddle

A puddle found on the ground that consists of snot, saliva, spilled drinks and/or other substances (beverages) coming from the nose caused by a laughing group of people. These laughing people are usually in a circle-like formation in order to create a round puddle.

I was walking behind a group of loud teenagers and suddenly found myself almost stepping into a laughter puddle. Gross.

by MRSLaileeSimeriCravens.IWish:) March 14, 2010

Lightendorf

This phenomenon occurs when, on the way to your destination, you are caught by all the traffic lights from A to B.

Man, I was really lightendorfed this morning on the way to work. I got caught by 9 lights!

by kstockable September 8, 2010

light bulb relationship

Light bulb relationships consists of those two people who are on and off so much that people get sick and tired of watching their bullshit

Yep, they're a light bulb relationship

by Anita Penas October 2, 2010

light

short on cash, unable to pay one's way

I can't pay you back just yet. I'm a little light for the rest of the month.

by friscola November 29, 2012

Lightbulb

An object put into a socket to project light into a room. Lightbulbs require electricity to work.

That Lightbulb is bright

by I see I make definition February 14, 2018