Lizard lord

Lizard Lord is the king of the reptiles. He can command lizards at will and eat people whole with his long scaly tongue

"I think Max is the Lizard Lord"

by Tribal69 April 16, 2021

Lizarding

The art of being a lounge lizard.

Im so lazy I spent the entire day lizarding on the lounge.

by Lyndallas May 1, 2021

lint lizard

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.

Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.

by ringleader March 17, 2012

Lung Lizard

Long, yellow or green, excretion from nasal passage or throat. The Lung Lizard often has small eyes and scales, almost unnoticeable by human eyes.

WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!

I coughed up a lung lizard!

by Feudalkaos May 22, 2012

Screaming at the Lizard

It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.

Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard

by Gussgussv October 23, 2011

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

Rainbow Lizard

The rainbow lizard is a playful and spontaneous creature that engages in tongue darts without any predictable pattern, often leaving the recipient awkwardly bewildered.

I hooked up with this rainbow lizard and all she did was left me hard and hanging.

by Corgie Kart January 12, 2024