Landon

What the actual fuck, this mans is heckin wild, keep him away from your socks

holy shit run Landon is coming

by big hecken February 6, 2019

Landmarkation

A holiday taken by a large group, usually a family, to celebrate a significant birthday (such as a 50th or 60th) of one of the members

Would I recommend the “landmarkation” for others? I think that very much depends on the family in question. We are exceptionally lucky in that, as a group, we all get on, and those without kids were so patient and understanding with the little ones. It was a joy to see.

by Corona Australis February 12, 2019

Landon

Landon is a sweet guy. He's a little bit nerdy, and is a gamer, but he also loves sports. He has brilliant blue eyes and fluffy ginger hair. He is tall, Handsome, and his smile could paralyze any girl /or guy ;)/ with his smile. He always tries to make people laugh, and generally refrains from cursing or improper etiquette. He's boyfriend matrieal for sure. He is kind, and caring. You really can't ask for a better guy.

Me: Have you seen the new guy, he's so sweet and handsome!
Friend: He must be a Landon

by Biggest PP ever March 3, 2019

Landmine

A pile of dog shit

Dude watch your step , you almost stepped on that
Landmine......or man that lady's yard is full of landmines

by TreeSuperHero March 15, 2019

Landon

Most likely a kid who talk about someone but is way more worse then himself. Probably looks like a girl and has no type of muscle. His flaw is him not showering for average of 3 days straight.

“Landon why can’t you lift the paper up?” - Everyone

by dereck123 March 18, 2019

Landon bagwell

Hmmm why this dum dum so bad at breathing. He’s the type of person to help a car across the street.

Landon bagwell is a dum dum

by Yeetyettboi June 25, 2019

Landon

Landon is normally a very sweet guy, with the hair colour of dark chocolate and the same goes to for eyes. Caring and compassionate, he is protective. Though having some rough spots here and there he is an understanding and gentle guy. He will call you late at night when you need a shoulder to cry on, he will be there to talk to you when you need a friend or if you just need some simple advice. He loves the ones he cares about most, so you shouldn't get on their bad side either. Loving and sweet. He's great boyfriend material. He's loveable and an angel sent from heaven. Never let a Landon go.

Girl 1: Yo, who's that?
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Landon
Girl 1: He looks so sweet
Girl 2: That's because he is sweet

by Naomi_Galx March 30, 2019