Half Life: Full Life Consequences

An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube

Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

by Paufan December 9, 2008

the love of my life

The love that no one even compares to. Not previous Loves, or futures Loves. The one who will be at the top of your list for the rest of your life. The one who ruins you for anyone else.

Torry: "Clint you are the love of my life, and the one i want to be with forever!"
Clint: "I know"

by Torry December 28, 2005

Lieutenant Dangle

n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)

Lieutenant Dangle's off to the gym again

by William Earl Dodd III March 24, 2005

life angst

The confusion and dispair at being unable to see the way ahead for your life. Usually results in inaction, thus perpetuating the state.

"My brother is stressed out and depressed all the time, he's got life angst".

by Henry S Baker June 14, 2006

life-liver

someone who makes an effort to live life

I heard she's going off to Australia...
Yeah she's a real life-liver

by pleaselouise January 2, 2016

life360

a big ass app that makes teens have no teenhood

Mom:*gets life360*
Kid: *goes to a party*
Mom: *gets notification*goes to party*
Kid: *grounded*

by Tonya_55555 July 1, 2019

picnic life

To be in a situation that is ironically not as easy as a picnic.

"I just tried to get on my boyfriend's back for a piggy back ride, I jumped right over his shoulders and landed on my face. PICNIC LIFE!"

"My boyfriend clicked over on a phone conversation with me, and accidentally conferenced the two calls, I heard him making plans with his OTHER girlfriend, PICNIC LIFE!"

by nomnomtown January 14, 2010