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Sloppy landing

That thing when you cum too much and it gets on the floor and you slip and land on your girl
A. Yo last night my gf had me do a sloppy landing on her
B. Yo that's fucked up
by Dick Slapp November 23, 2013
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Lost Lands

A place where some of the biggest dinosaurs, wooks and headbangers from all around the world meet up and just get absolutely fucked and listen to music for 14 hours straight the bass so loud it will make you shit yourself The king of bass Himself Excision throws this giant dinosaur party this guy is seriously the coolest mother fucker alive and he deservese nothing but love i think hes actually a T-rex.

If your are reading this i fucking love you because who else would search this besides someone who gos to Lost Lands
Headbanger- Dude did you see Excision Prehisoric Paradox set at Lost Lands?

Wook- Naw man i was in a K-hole the whole entire time i woke up in the med tent.

Headbanger - Naw thanks man i got some Molly from some guy im gonna ride the rail all day.

Wook - aww man its all good *grabs spoon and does a bump and walks away*

Me LOST LANDS IS THE SHIT!
by Space Face July 17, 2019
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Yoo lana

Yoo Lana's real name is eugenia Svetlana and a Russian kpop singer / chinese pop Singer she debuted with the song take the wheel her song take the wheel received lots of criticisms because she was russian because of all the hate she had been receiving online she comeback with make it real to prove her haters wrong she then later on decided to participate in a produce camp chinese survival show she was ranked she was ranked 22th and later eliminated she then made a comeback called talk talk a lot of rumors are circulating that she had plastic surgery to look asian but it's only a rumor
Andrew - Have you heard of yoo lana
Emma - who's she

Andrew - a new kpop chinese pop soloist
by Kpopfangirlie November 9, 2020
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bitch lane

The merge lane to a highway or limited access road where bitches chicken out and stop completely instead of hitting the gas and merging properly.
He almost caused a 4 car pileup by stopping in the bitch lane.
by kherald May 16, 2021
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Adam Lanza

Adam Lanza was quiet and socially awkward. There are too many quiet and socially awkward people in the world, male and female, to make identifying the next Adam Lanza a realistic priority. The one person that could have set the kid free (himself, to free himself from himself) failed to act, failed to tell anyone about who he was, so instead he decided to show the world something else, to take the freedoms and lives of many people in the process.
There are a lot of people with the personality similar to Adam Lanza that never take a life, so trying to give people information about his personality and hope they they will produce another Adam Lanza for you before the act (like Minority Report) is silliness. Everyone is part of the problem, but the kid had to be the one to do the work on himself, not every other person doing the work on him for him.
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
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Vietnamese Land Mine

Squatting over a sleeping person, pooping on their chest, slide back, slap the pile of shit while screaming, "LAND MINE!".
Kaito passed out first at the party, so we gave her a Vietnamese land mine.
by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008
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Lanson

a very tall guy with a hot body but can also be shy
that tall dude over there is a lanson
by azngurlz December 31, 2010
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