Kelli

A tall girl with tiny lips but a huge horse smile. She (I think) has natural blonde hair, but no one can ever tell because she bleaches it white and then dyes it brown and keeps one stripe of blonde in her bangs.

Kelli thinks shes better then everyone else, but pretends to be modest. She towers over others, and thinks shes a sex kitten, when all she really is is a totem pole.

Kelli's always have many guys following them, from tons of towns, because they all know she is easy and stupid.

Kelli's miss school and go to Japan when they are still in middle school to take photo's and pretend model.

Kelli's photos always turn out lackluster and boring.

Kelli's have an extremely ordinary face, and have no body at all. Kelli's have no butt, no hips, no waist, and especially no boobs.

They, without the vagina, are walking men.

Kelli's also cannot spell to save there lives, and take pictures of themselves smushing there nonexistant lips together, trying to make them visible to the human eye.

Kelli's betray there friends, and have many enimies that they dont know of.

A Kelli is, in a nutshell, a stupid, tall, camerawhore that really is only the ugly duckling.

"Kelli is so damn tall, no guy wants a girl that towers over him"

"That Kelli, she thinks shes all that but shes not even pretty."

"Kelli needs to grow a pair; A pair of lips, boobs and asscheeks."

by MafiaConcerta July 18, 2009

Kellett

A really bad decision, made while drunk, or in a moment of weakness, usually resulting in time off work

That premier league footballer really disgraced himself with that kellett. What was he thinking when poking his fiancee's sister

by Tommy Satan November 11, 2014

Hellen Keller

When a girl gives you a blowjob and right before you cum you take you dick out fo her mouth and you cum in her eyes and in her ears. Then, you blindfold her until the cum drys.

Last night this girl bit my dick so i gave her a Hellen Keller.

by robert and connor February 3, 2008

Helen Keller

Some fake bitch that pretended to be blind and deaf so she could make the x-ray machine and feel cool. wtf.






whatahoe

helen keller is a hoe

by chelleandkii October 18, 2008

Kelle'ya

Is a beautiful, intelligent, independent, and strong woman. Is the best kisser ever, how do you know this because she practices on her pillow at night. Loves french-fries and pasta, give her these things and she'll love u forever.

"omg she's totally a Kelle'ya"

by FRENCHIE!) October 18, 2017

kelli giddish

Kelli Giddish is a gorgeous blonde who plays badass characters on tv but is also a sweet woman with a heart of gold

When I grow up, I want to be Kelli Giddish!

by asithappebn June 10, 2018

kelley wright

The most selfish ignorant female cute like a kuwala bear but sucks dick like a mosquito sucks blood has had 78% of human penis and 11% animal and currently has all diseases and one you can only get from a whale in Antarctica

Damn dave did you see her yesterday with that dude ... Now shes with that one

Dave: ya shes Kelley Wright for sure.

by bbydik4lif866 July 28, 2018