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Kyle

The kind of guy that thinks he's hot shit. Prone to posting dick pics and hanging out with guys because he's uncomfortable talking to chicks
Jacob is such a kyle.
by gellis24 September 21, 2014
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Kyle

"Hey you know Kyle?"
"Oh yeah, he is Bitch."
by Funny Tings December 11, 2015
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Kyle

Funny, Smart, Can gave a laugh, Romantic, handsome, Generous...But if you don't have trust and honesty within the relationship, it's game over.
Eg...Heartbreaker maybe

Romance sometimes

Laughs ALWAYS with Kyle
by yeeeeeeeeehar August 22, 2011
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Kyle

Basically the worst guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't give a crap about anyone but himself. To him, the world revolves around one person: Kyle. He uses women and treats them horribly. He is a manipulator and a cheat. He will say whatever he has to to get you to do what he wants. He is slimy and low and generally just a disgusting human being. He takes the best qualities from people. He never gives, it is all take take take. He can make horrible people arise from who were once the sweetest. His one purpose in life is self-fulfillment and one day it will bite him in the ass hard. And I will laugh in his face.
Ew did you see Kyle today?
by Iverystronglydislikeyou November 22, 2011
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Kyle

A dude who wears a loose tank top and drinks Monster Energy. Kyles might often get mistaken for a Chad.
“If you drink Monster you immediately turn into a Kyle!”
by crudekid July 8, 2019
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Kyle

A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.
Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.
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Kyle

A fucking retard who believes monster energy gives him super powers and is into doing the dumbest things he can think of just to prove he’s not as retarded as everyone else thinks.
by KingTaylor898 July 13, 2019
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