Kyle

Kyle is the most intelligent person you know. He's an amazing mathmatition and the quickest reader ever. He is your best friend and he will help you fight any battle. He will forgive you for anything. Kyle will defend his friends to the death. He is so caring and funny when he doesn't mean to be. His favourite colour is red but he doesn't like yellow. Make sure to befriend Kyle; it will change your life!

I wish I was as clever as Kyle!

by ChloeL December 18, 2018

Pulling a Kyle

When you promise your family members an expensive gift for the holidays but you never purchase the item and they never get what you promised to them.

Person1: hey I got you a new 4K HD television for Christmas
Person2: oh wow thank you every much

Person1: it will be here in 1 week, ok I have to go

Person2: what the fuck it’s been a few months and it’s still not here he is pulling a Kyle

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX May 21, 2018

Kyle

verb; to have sexual intercorse with good looking female

dude you totally kyled the shit out of her!

by kyledick123 October 20, 2008

kyleapoolaphobia

The fear of inflatable paddling pools...... kyleapoolaphobia

Hey, that dude just totally pee'd his pants when he seen that paddling pool!.... He must have kyleapoolaphobia

by Krissy June 20, 2006

Sad Kyle

A sad Kyle is a male or female that posts sad posts on social media for an ex to read.

There are a lot of sad kyles on social media today.

Don't be such a sad Kyle.

by Mr.Gofukurself March 20, 2017

Kyle Brotzman

when one epically screws over a team by missing a field goal and single handedly wipes away a teams chance at the national title.

Person 1: did boise state win in overtime?
Person 2: no, the kicker pulled a kyle brotzman

by boisestate69696969 November 29, 2010

kylemystery

Only the greatest person in the whole world. He can wreck anyone in any game even if he hasn't played it. kylemystery has the genetalia that can reach across five football fields and is as wide as a school bus. He is so sexy that he turns straight men gay and lesbians straight. Everyone just wants a piece of his Godly Genitals.

Did you see kylemystery?

Oh Did I!! when I saw him my vagina just instantly squirted and it was like a thousand orgasms at once

Yeah they call him "Baang the last vagina juice bender" he can bend all the juice out of ur pussy

by viewer of kylemystery June 9, 2013