asprin knees

the act of putting holding an asprin between both leggs and holding the asprin in place by adding pressure from both knees to hold it inthe middle. usually done so at events such as parties, get togehters, or anytime there is alcohol drugs or a hot guy you would like to screw.
perferably done by women

jill-"karen lets practice asprin knees ya??"
karen-"whats that??"
jill-"keep this asprin between ur legs. that way the boys can't find a way between them and i know ur not knocked up."

by concerned citizen :) November 25, 2009

Knee-hams

The flab hanging to the side of the knees, typically on the interior of the legs of the ultra obese, but in special cases on the exterior too.

"lookit the knee-hams on that! She shouldn't be wearing shorts in Walmart!"

by MissMmd January 1, 2012

Knee Chip

Its when a girl is so awesome that they are refered to as a knee chip any girl thats too awesome is a knee chip also any girl that is an awesome friend is a knee chip it has to be both otherwise the girl is not a knee chip if you have met a knee chip you are a lucky person because they are very hard to find

If u see a girl that is awesome and a great friend you say what a knee chip

by Michael brown 212 August 7, 2011

Thick in the knees

Nonsense series of words meant to confuse white people.

Lewis: She was thick in the knees.
Ronald: um.... of course she was....

by Comatose Carl January 17, 2018

knee sliders

Formed pieces of hard plastic or compressed leather incorporated onto motorcycle roadracing suits to protect the suit leather from damage while cornering. The sliders are attached to the leather suit towards the outside and just below the knee area of each leg, usually with velcro.

Expert motorcycle roadracers must replace their knee sliders quite often.

by razer December 26, 2006

dirty knees

(noun)
when a girl gives a boy head in a porta-potty, which results in her knees being covered in fecal material or piss. Once the man blows a load, and they clean up, the girl needs to use soap and water before her knees are to the original skin color.

Samantha has some dirty knees after the porta-potty incident.

by jacobito May 28, 2007

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008