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Karl

Karla is the most beautiful, gorgeous,and kind girl anyone will ever know. She smart as fuck, her style is fucking amazing. She's so sweet caring, loyal. She sassy and can fuck up your life if you do her dirty, so don't fucking treat her like shit . I'm doing the best I can to put what she means to me and what she's like into words but sometimes the Best things in the world can't be explained with words. if you have a Karla or if you have my Karla I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER KEEP HER because for me she is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I would give my life up for her if I needed to. She has always been there for me through thick and thin, through trying to kill myself, through the worse breakup I've ever had, through me crying to her. I love her with all my heart. She is a sister to me and I would never trade her for anything. I love her so much and appreciate everything this fucked up ass world has put me through. She fucking family, my sister. I love her with all my fucking soul
by Edwin and Brandon July 18, 2019
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Karl Hamburger

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.
Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.
by Dallydooley January 7, 2024
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Karl Koch

Karl Koch?? Very cool man guy dude
by LeavesCuomo January 9, 2020
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Karl

Hes a completly svage he also Has the most money off them all, mby hes a bit lazy but alway up for some fortnite.
Hes the closest friend you could get. He dont give a fuck about school.
Karl have you seen the teacher?
What the fuck a teacher....
by Jjffj October 10, 2018
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karl ove

when you cut your face in a bar bathroom because your brother is getting along with your girlfriend
i feel so happy i could Karl Ove
by absynthe_paris November 17, 2020
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Karl Marx

A very based man
Person 1: Describe Karl Marx
Person 2: Based.
by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023
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Karl is your mother

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"
by MysteriousPotatoSociety November 8, 2019
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