jobisms

The sub-set of "real" rules, trends and insights that govern the day to day interaction between people in Corporate America.

Before you go on that job interview, you better brush up on your jobisms, in this economy you have to know how to interview.

Good thing I took jobisms 101 in college, because I knew exactly how to deal with my toxic co-worker

by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010

JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE

I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED

by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011

Jebus.F.Kennedy

Jebus.F.Kennedy to put in short wurds is a fucking boss;
slaying faggots with his sword of ra and gunz of ownage.

He is a hilarious racist gamer youtuber on youtube who is the president of his own cunt tree named "The You Knighted Stay Ts of Pwnage" and also the third best FPS player in the universe (Fk mars) taking the souls of the fat retarded children everywhere.

He also loves yet hates his subscribers (calling them "gay homo faggot whore fanboys .

His fanboys consist of gay homothuggin lemons who marry three men then get into three inches gay bar buttsecks with themselves

Gay Old man:Oh Gee willickers im such a retarded fat sack of crap sellout fanboy jew, maybe ill watch Jebus.F.kennedy and hopefully i wont be such a gay homothug lemon

AIT MINITS L8AR TEH GAY GEEZER TURNZ IN 2 BAWSS

JFK Fanboy Bawss:YO C: IM SUCH A BAWZ JFK RULEZ TEH ERTH G

Gay little boy: can i vatch heem

JFK Fanboy Bawss:NO SON GO BACK IN DA CAGE YOU MISTAKE YO MOMMA HATES YOU,SHE WANTED ABORTION,SO I KICKED HER DOWN TEH STAREZ

Gay little boy:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JFK Fanboy Bawss: SUMBUDDY CALL TEH WAAAMBULINCE ROFL SUCK MY BOWLZ LIKE A BOSS

by JebusFKennedy October 12, 2011

Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.

Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

jobsbody

One whose bodily physique clearly reflects their line of work.

"See that fat bastard working in the pie shop? He's a right jobsbody."

by Snakebite October 11, 2013

jbusta

slang for monkey genitalia

"Damn that n*gga smell like straight jbusta"

by monkeyman453 November 25, 2013

Joust

To have sex with a girl from a less developed/backwards country.

Do you speak english? Yes? Your a good 5/10, let's joust.

by Rild June 23, 2014