The Jessie Effect

A syndrome that engulfs Big Brother houseguests in the event that fellow houseguest Jessie Godderz gets evicted.

Symptoms of the Jessie Effect include but are not limited to: referring to Catholics as "Judas," arguing ridiculously, becoming very verbal for no reason whatsoever, throwing your microphone pack into the Hot Tub, threatening to shit on everything, general disregard for the welfare of the house, general disregard for Big Brother rules

Chima "Chimarosa" Simone , Lydia Tavera, and Natalie Martinez from Big Brother XI all suffered The Jessie Effect.

As did Libra Thompson, Jerry MacDonald, and April Dowling from Big Brother X.

by imthedomin8er July 31, 2010

Jesus Land

Any state that gave Bush the electoral vote. Usually directed at the south.

Jesus Land loves you!

by JohnJohn1186 November 9, 2004

Jessie

Jessie. I don't know where to begin whenever I hear the name 'Jessie'. A girl who is beautiful, and funny, and smart, unique in everyway possible. She is out-going, she can get very wild sometimes and she sure knows how to party and have a good time! She is very smart but sometimes.. she doesn't show her smart side and gets to be a bit of a dumbass. But thats ok! It's ok because it's Jessie.. and anything Jessie does is adorable and you can't help but smile at her when she smiles, or laughs, or even when she's doing nothing! You just can't help but notice how beautiful she is. And when she looks at you with her beautiful eyes... It's like your dead. Gone. Her eyes make it look like the stars aren't shining. If you ever come across a Jessie in your lifetime, make sure you never let go of her and you hold on tight to her. She's hard to get back once you've lost her. Love her with everything you've got!

Mannn! I wish my girlfriend was a Jessie!

by jrizzi November 30, 2014

jessica simpson

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

jester

The most wise of all those in the kings court. The jester can entertain the king and his whole court without getting himself beheaded.

It takes a hell of a jester to deliver a burn like that and still stay alive to burn the king again tomorrow.

by Jester Lind June 19, 2006

sweet bastard jesus

Emphatic statement made during intense sex.

As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."

by Chistoso November 16, 2006

Jeshua

A young nigga named Jeshua

Jeshua: I’m a young nigga
Friend: You sure are

by Fifthandfedup April 21, 2019