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jewish saddle

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat
by TheJewDestroyer123 July 28, 2017
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Jewish Tub

Look at that hoe she's a jewish tub.
by JewishTub August 4, 2017
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Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
it was a succsesful jewish harvest
by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019
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Jewish Pizza

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes June 2, 2018
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Jewish Cumblaster

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.
I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!
by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018
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jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth
Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday

Me: “Jewish lies”
by Lil class at May 26, 2018
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Jewish Cupcake

You: Hey, what's up you Jewish Cupcake
Jewish friend: What the fuck?
by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019
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