The jack rabbit squat is from the secret Tyson Van Bum-Gardener's plyometrics routine. To perform be sure to plant carrots with adequate spacing. When carrots are ready to be plucked, align body in garden row with your feet shoulder distance apart, slowly get down in squat position, flex buttocks to firmly grasp the carrot stem, pull the carrot out of the earth by jumping as high as you can with a lateral movement to set yourself up for the next pick, continue until you complete the row. Please note that this exercise works best without wearing pants and/or under garments.
by Chew baca September 10, 2013
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guy #1 : why wasn't Harold at school today?
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand
by jimsonofjam October 5, 2013
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When somebody is in so much denial that they don't know when they have or have not done something. This can occur for a number of reasons, such as somebody telling a lie so much that they have convinced themselves its true.
by Jamnes December 10, 2013
Get the Jack_Burton mug.Referred to a person who constantly boasts their ego, flashes their abs in public, or is really loud. They will do whatever they can to make themselves stand out in public. Can be easily tempered or stressed out. Can be simplified to just Jack.
Bro 1: yo, how was my first impression?
Bro 2: terrible man, you pulled a Jack Impression.
Bro 1: Aww man.
GF: What's wrong hun?
BF: I'm just been really Jack-ed lately. Work is just too over whelming.
Girl 1: eww did you see what that guy just did?
Girl 2: yea, he totally tried to Jack you.
Bro 2: terrible man, you pulled a Jack Impression.
Bro 1: Aww man.
GF: What's wrong hun?
BF: I'm just been really Jack-ed lately. Work is just too over whelming.
Girl 1: eww did you see what that guy just did?
Girl 2: yea, he totally tried to Jack you.
by Elmo Life August 28, 2014
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In the picture above (or bellow, i dunno) you can see a dead jack russell, for a living jack russell never rest.
In the picture above (or bellow, i dunno) you can see a dead jack russell, for a living jack russell never rest.
Human 1: He's running like a jack russell.
Human 2: See? he got tired, a Jack russell will never get tired.
Or:
Labrador: the fuck, why are you running in cyrcles?
Jack russell: I love you.
Human 2: See? he got tired, a Jack russell will never get tired.
Or:
Labrador: the fuck, why are you running in cyrcles?
Jack russell: I love you.
by Homo-Sapiens September 11, 2016
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(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
by d1zk0 July 15, 2016
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It's not gay when you're Jack'n and Jill'n.
Jack'n and Jill'n is like a {dutch rudder}, but you don't need to wait your turn.
Jack'n and Jill'n is like a {dutch rudder}, but you don't need to wait your turn.
by Try Hard Anon June 7, 2016
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