James

Hilarious natural born comedian and an inspiration to all one eyed kind

The one eyed people loves James

by OneEyedFella November 4, 2019

James

A real ass nigga

Y’all know James a real ass nigga right?

by Big Poppa 223 October 17, 2019

James

A James is a person who constantly plays games like fortnite roblox and minecraft he often will play with people who have the name Fabien or Keith

That boy over there is such a James

by alexiscool321 October 22, 2019

James

If your name is “James”, then you know how to talk to women and make them feel sexual with you. You have natural good hair and pretty eyes. If you have a James at your school/college then make your shot.

“Is his name James, because he’s so hot”

by Onroott49 November 24, 2019

James

James is a funny,dorky,amazing boyfriend. he’s a baseball boy so you know he’s hot,a cutie and thiccc. he always knows how to make u smile. he’s kind and makes ur heart melt.James is a very loyal person.if you get him never let him go because he’s amazing <3

that girl kyla is so lucky that she gets to date james he’s such an amazing guy

by @kylaaa<3 December 11, 2019

James

My life is brilliant

My name is James

I'm only 7

And that explains

Why I’ve never had a best friend

Until you came along

But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong

They say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

You're name is Clive

And you're 45

But you don't let that come between us

And you make me hold your... hand

We went to the park

And we fed bread to a duck

And then you took me home

So that we could… eat dinner

And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum

And then you try to push your... food on my plate

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

But I don't care

Cause you're always there

Like when you helped me find my spectacles

And when you fiddled with my... hair

You find me after school

You watched me in the pool

You make me laugh when you act silly

You take me to the swings

You buy me sweets and things

Sometimes I play with your... watch

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

Or I have misheard

Yeah I’ve got the wrong word

I mean that you're my babysitter

And though you are my babysitter

You still take me up the... shops

James deserves justices. he deserves to be defined.

by amypercy April 14, 2020

James

Typically a dude who is very tall and skinny. Extremely good at video games. Talented at bread collecting. And is of course packing

That guy is so good, his name is definitely James.

by James Definition June 11, 2020