jposs

a person who finds $20 on the floor after a horrendous story

"Hey, so the other day when I was driving I thought I saw this chick that I knew driving in the opposite direction so I tried to wave to her, but she was moving too quickly....and then I jpossed

by myend March 14, 2014

JPBM

Jack Pot Bowel Movement. An unexpected amount of shit during a regular bowel movement. A feeling of relief follows the JPBM.

Dude, I wouldn't go in there anytime soon! I just experienced a JPBM.

by DiegoSantiago June 29, 2014

Jpma

short for " Just pissed myself a little". In the same wheelhouse of LMFAO or LOL. Usually use in the form of a text when something funny you shared with someone else.

Did you get that pic? Jpma That was hilarious.

by The deej June 10, 2016

JPMPL

Just peed my pants laughing

I almost JPMPL at a joke because of my incontinence from giving birth to baby number three.

by MommyProbs March 2, 2017

JPEG vid

A low quality video that's in the JPEG format.

Man this must be another JPEG vid because the quality SUCKS!!!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 11, 2017

jpipe

The penis of one James, also known as, Jim, Jimmy, Jimbo, JimBob, Jay, jay pipe.

Noun

"Let me smoke the jpipe, and suck your balls. "

by BarbieGoesHam August 21, 2017

Jper

Jper is the definition of LEGEND

JPER IS LEGENDARY

by JperLegend September 10, 2017