Fuck Jordan

Anyone: Hey Do you know a funny joke?
Autists: HAHA FUCK JORDAN HAHA i have crippling autism
Anyone: Upvoted!
Damn guys this sad lets get theis post up to the top so this comes up when you search mods are asleep

Fuck Jordan by Fjofijmdsogmdkmg July 8, 2018

Gym Jordan

A closeted male homosexual that likes to hang out at the gym and ogle young male athletes

He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.

Gym Jordan by Don Facundo September 7, 2021

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Rachael and Jordan

they are the best couple ever. Everyone is jealous of the relationship a rachael and Jordan have. They will always be there for each other and love each other till the end.

Girl- I wish I had a relationship like rachael and jordan

Rachael and Jordan by Hhuhgvggb April 21, 2013

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Pulling a Jordana

When your friends do something really embarassing in public so you pretend you don’t know who they are.

She was pulling a Jordana at the mall when her friends started to scream at random strangers by walking away from them.

Pulling a Jordana by Some random girl 100 March 15, 2018

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Michael Jordan-ing

When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.

She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.

Michael Jordan-ing by OptimisticPrime January 7, 2015

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Mitchell and Jordan

Perfection. Destined to be together forever. The couple that people see and know they are something special. The couple that looks into each others eyes and realises everything will be ok as long as they have each other.

Look at those to. They are like a Mitchell and Jordan

Mitchell and Jordan by The prince63 November 2, 2009

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Jordan

an absolute fucking mongoloid who grabs the diamond pickaxe, runs into the nether, and dies. like an ape. literally a pile of shit, flies SWARM to him.

"Oh you know Jordan?"
"Yeah, he's like retarded,"
"Yeah, the downies could have used his extra chromies."

Jordan by FuckingToxicGarbage January 20, 2020