1) A series of tubes, invented by Al Gore!
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)
1) "I hear there's...uh...rumurs...on the..uh...internets" - George W. Bush
2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!
3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"
2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!
3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"
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Steve: What do you think of these paint samples? I like this color best.
Joe: Aww, man, you can't do that! That paint color is so 90's internet!
Jan: That sweater is so ugly, it's completely 90's internet.
Billy: Yeah, well YO'MAMA is 90's internet.
Schoolchildren: OHHHHHHHH!
Bob: OK, I can't top that, you win.
Joe: Aww, man, you can't do that! That paint color is so 90's internet!
Jan: That sweater is so ugly, it's completely 90's internet.
Billy: Yeah, well YO'MAMA is 90's internet.
Schoolchildren: OHHHHHHHH!
Bob: OK, I can't top that, you win.
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The internet is often associated with computers, BUT it does not have to be! It can be internet access from any video game console such as Xbox 360, PlayStation, and Nintendo Wii. Browsing music on iTunes and usage of various apps on the iPhone/iPod Touch also involves access to the internet. Even the use of your cellphone for things other than phone calls is internet!!
Symptoms may include: impatience, rudeness, bitchitude, snappiness, distress, feeling empty inside, delusion, anger, stress, violence, yelling, being an asshole, or even betrayal to those around you.
The internet is often associated with computers, BUT it does not have to be! It can be internet access from any video game console such as Xbox 360, PlayStation, and Nintendo Wii. Browsing music on iTunes and usage of various apps on the iPhone/iPod Touch also involves access to the internet. Even the use of your cellphone for things other than phone calls is internet!!
Symptoms may include: impatience, rudeness, bitchitude, snappiness, distress, feeling empty inside, delusion, anger, stress, violence, yelling, being an asshole, or even betrayal to those around you.
(Rick is sitting in the corner of his house mindlessly staring into space, shivering.)
Steve: Yo Bob what is up with Rick??
Bob: He was late on his payment for internet and cell phone so they stopped services for him and it's been like two weeks...
(Steve walks towards Rick and attempts to comfort him.)
Rick: BACK THE FUCK OFF!!
(Steve steps back)
Steve: WHOA!! He is having an epic case of Internet Withdrawal!!
Bob: Yah dude, he needs some time alone. Let's bounce.
Steve: Yo Bob what is up with Rick??
Bob: He was late on his payment for internet and cell phone so they stopped services for him and it's been like two weeks...
(Steve walks towards Rick and attempts to comfort him.)
Rick: BACK THE FUCK OFF!!
(Steve steps back)
Steve: WHOA!! He is having an epic case of Internet Withdrawal!!
Bob: Yah dude, he needs some time alone. Let's bounce.
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