instajamming

When you're on Instagram and listening to the best songs in the world.

"Bruh, last night I was Instajamming, Gas Pedal on, Bang Bang next, and I'm just scrolling through pics on Ig."

by GenuineGenius October 17, 2014

Instagram Diet

When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.

Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.

by ObscureFault August 28, 2014

Instaissance Era

the era of time in which an Instagram user experiences a rapid increase in likes per picture on each of their posts. The Instaissance Era is generally followed by a dramatic increase in posts by the user and concludes with a steady decline in likes per picture as posts become repetitive and mediocre.

Dude: "Wow, ever since Jenny got hot she's been getting a fuck-ton of likes on all her IG pics."
Chick: "Yeah, we've fersure entered her Instaissance Era."

by cpv_13 March 2, 2015

instagram pimp

A person who gets sent nudes by girls on instagram.

Jack:I got more nudes from Lucy on instagram.

James: You are such a instagram pimp

by U.Dictionary CEO January 28, 2016

instar

Someone famous on instagram

«Wow, you have so much followers on your instagram !! You are a real instar!»

by lawyerstar October 14, 2016

Instaleg syndrome

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.

Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!

by Dr Gasman May 13, 2016

Instagram diarrhoea

When a person goes on a trip and posts picture after picture on Instagram seemingly uncontrollably, filling everyones timeline with their overexposed and vignette filtered holiday snaps.

Hey, have you seen who's been Berlin?! She's got a bad case of Instagram diarrhoea, she's clogging up my feed!

by RichieBigTits October 4, 2016