premarital insertion

The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.

To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.

Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.

Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.

A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.

So... get married and have sex already!

Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!

by fanatic963 April 17, 2006

yeast infection

A very yeasty infection of the vaginal area.

Gypsy says 'I have such a bad yeast infection'.
Kate says 'Eww Gypsy thats gross'
Gysy says 'Hey does anybody want sandwiches? I just made some with my yeast infection.'

by kate & gypsy April 21, 2007

ketchup injection

When you only have one hand available cause you are driving or something and you strategically place French fries in your mouth and open the ketchup packet and squirt a bit into your mouth and eat, Hench the ketchup injection.

I was driving and couldnt squirt kechup on my fries so I resorted to the old stand by of a ketchup injection.

by Rainbolt September 1, 2009

tactical insertion

Wiggling yourself inbetween the couch cousion and the person lying down so you can push them off

His fat ass was lying down on the couch so used a tactical insertion to knock him off

by A guy who wants more words April 26, 2011

Infected

One of the best songs in the history of Punk Rock Songs!!

Dude, my friend can play "Bad Religion - Infected" on the drums!

by Luke July 8, 2003

insestual

insestual insest

to be sexually active with a family member e.g mother, farther or sibling.

martin is insestual as he has married his mum and makes love to her frequently the sick twisted man.

by brucemeister October 25, 2011

tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.

I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.

by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010