sped in the bed

Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.

I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.

by Cornchip69 May 20, 2022

Bed paralysis

The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.

“Laura isn’t going to be joining us, she has bed paralysis.”

by Saph-69 September 11, 2021

Frat Bed

A bed of beers made by a Frat boy or a Frat girl. For example after drinks 50 beers or more, the said Frat boy/girl will pass out on top of the bed and sleep until noon the next day.

Guy 1: "how did i get here?"
Guy 2: " you made a Frat Bed and passed out."

by After Life Definer July 3, 2017

Bed-alized

So stoned that you aren't planning on leaving your bed anytime soon.

Dude, Debra was so Bed-alized at that party. It was no fun at all.

by Halobear August 5, 2014

Bed partner

Someone you share a bed with when sleeping.

So, Lisa (cocktail waitress), do you have a bed partner?

by Laurie_From_Cincinnati August 21, 2021

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed

1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.

“Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed”

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020