Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.
I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.
by Cornchip69 May 20, 2022
Get the sped in the bed mug.The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.
by Saph-69 September 11, 2021
Get the Bed paralysis mug.A bed of beers made by a Frat boy or a Frat girl. For example after drinks 50 beers or more, the said Frat boy/girl will pass out on top of the bed and sleep until noon the next day.
by After Life Definer July 3, 2017
Get the Frat Bed mug.by Halobear August 5, 2014
Get the Bed-alized mug.by Laurie_From_Cincinnati August 21, 2021
Get the Bed partner mug.1:
A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed
2:
literally crumbs on the bed
A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed
2:
literally crumbs on the bed
1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh
2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh
2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT
by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022
Get the crumbs on the bed mug.The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.
by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020
Get the Womble in the bed mug.