insta-hater

someone you've just met and make an effort to talk to that takes an instant and intense disliking to you regardless of whether they have an actual reason for doing so (usually combined with glares or snide comments).

I tried to befriend Sam but she was such an insta-hater that she just iced me out before I even talked to her.

by jilljillbeanbag November 25, 2009

Instahate

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.

I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!

by justanotherposter March 28, 2011

Instachub

When something is so hot that it give you a chubby (partial erection) instantly.

Seeing Jessica Alba in a 2 piece gave me an instachub!

by rMace703 May 6, 2011

Instagame

verb/noun
The game instagrammers play in order to gain more followers/likes. Common tactics include following your prey until they follow you back and then promptly unfollowing them or using hashtags such as #follow4follow and #like4like. Another example would be asking someone to follow you and then not following them back after they have followed you.

verb:
Taras: "Hey Tim, I got Carolyn to follow me."
Tim: "Careful she doesn't instagame you. Shes a beezy."

noun:
Taras: "Tim, I lost a follower!"
Tim: "Dat Instagame doe."

by Taras M December 11, 2012

Instagourmet

A meal whether its Ramen noodles or lobster bisq........as long as you take a pic of it with instagram it will look that much more appetizing.

"dude that mushroom soup looks gross" "nah, soon as i instagram it, it will look yummy. ya'know...instagourmet"

by joeyasyouknowit February 21, 2013

instaflush

A tecnhique of instant, pre-wipe toilet flushing, used when a particuarly bad smell is anticipated, often in a guest's house.

I was at my bird's house last night and had to instaflush. Just couldn't risk it in the downstairs toilet

by Asthmatic Mule December 26, 2014

insomniphobia

Insomniphobia occurs when you are lying in bed, but you can't sleep (insomnia). When a person is insomniphobic, it means that the person has a fear of not being able to sleep. They might fear insomnia because they know if they don't sleep they will be tired the next day, or maybe they have a big test the next day. The side effects of insomniphobia include constantly checking your phone to see what time it is, restlessness, sweating, and like any other phobias, anxiety and stress.

I had a major case of insomniphobia last night. I was afraid I woudn't be able to sleep before that big test I'm taking today.

by asexyunicorn June 22, 2014