kentucky horn battle

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.

Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"

by Sagemassa February 28, 2009

C-horn

slang for dildo

The batteries in my c-horn are dead

by Unkn0wnnnnn May 2, 2018

French Horn

The worst instrument in a concert band. Often to quiet to be heard and near impossible to play well French Horn is the worst instrument to exist and should not be used

Damn, that kid sucks. He must be a French Horn

by Nightshade the brass player December 8, 2018

synthetic car horns

The sound of automobile horns created entirely by hardware or software synthesis.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.

Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.

The demo program for the Apple Mac titled, "Chevrolet" by the computer demo group Nooon has synthetic car horns in it. Howl kewl!!!

by Telephony April 4, 2015

French Horn Player

The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.

We french horn players: We're sexy and we know it.

by Kes14 October 12, 2011

Three-Horned Rhinoceros

Obviously, this is when 3 men engage in sex with no woman or additional parties.

Hey Steve, you comin' 'round tonight? Me and Jim are trying to set up a Three-Horned Rhinoceros....just need one more!

by BrightonWatch May 14, 2014

Car-Horn-Ese

The most simple, yet complex language, with an estimated 1,400,000,000 speakers worldwide. The language is used via one word - honk, with meaning derived from context. A loud honk at a green light typically expresses anger at a driver for not going fast enough, while a soft honk at a pedestrian is usually a polite request to walk faster.

Car 1: HONK!!!

Car 2: Honk?

Car 3: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!

News reporter: That there is a demonstration of Car-Horn-Ese

by KorokDude August 28, 2023