Hockey

A fast paced, entertaining sport in which all the players have to be skilled and have a high endurance. It's one of the hardest sports to play! That makes me even prouder to be a hocey fan.
Unfortunately, this sport is run by an american who could care less if nobody watches the wonderful game in America. (Hockey isn't broadcasted on ESPN?!)
I don't mean to steriotype amercians, because I know many of them love hockey, but it's ridculously sad what the US is doing to this awesome sport!

Canadian: Did you watch the game last night?!?!

American: No...I couldn't.

Canadian: Oh, that's right. You poor thing, you can't watch because hockey doesn't play on ESPN, the biggest sports channel!!

American: :(

Canadian: I can't imagine how I'd survive...

by Alexiia May 23, 2007

hockey puck

A real shity hamburger,
you know... the kind they serve in the school lunch room.

I'm not eating in the cafeteria , they are servin' hockey pucks today.

by mavros May 5, 2006

Ham Hocks

A distorted or very unattractive pair of womens breats. Symptons include misaligned nipples, sagging flap jacks, or plain unsightly pair of tits.

Damn that girl has a nasty set of Ham Hocks

by BiGMerK215 November 10, 2010

hockey

it's not just a sport...it's THE sport. Canada isn't just the only place where there are crazy people. Pittsburgh has them too...Hockey is the greatest sport in the world and there are also GORGEOUS players...

Have you seen Marc-Andre Fleury? He's such a gorgeous hockey player.
Oh yea! So is Kris Letang. Pittsburgh has sooo many hot hockey players!

by Jenna Fleury February 22, 2009

Hockey Fest

A festival held every year over easter to celebrate hockey at folkestone hockey club.
a term used to describe elation
can be used to describe one fuck off drinking fest.
also a place where reardon got so drunk he couldnt get it up

yeee haaaaaw! Hockey Fest!

wow that was one hell of a hockey fest

wow remember hockey fest reardon?

by Alvin Simon-Theodore March 30, 2005

hoches

Hoches means EXTREMELY hot chicks

Look at all the hoches

by Dennis/Hans April 22, 2005

hocus bogus

Something that is lame, bogus, or just plain not right.
Hocus bogus is always a negitive term, so it can't be used to denote something that is productive for the user.

RIGHT
-Yo I gotta work tomorrow through Thursday
-Dude, that's hocus bogus

WRONG
-Hey I don't have to work and they are paying me anyway
-Dude, that's hocus bogus

by Jimborooski June 20, 2008