squirrel-handed

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested

Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.

by Big Mac January 20, 2005

getting their asses handed to them

When a non-descript group of two or more individuals are riddled with machine gun bullets.

The imitators/impersonators are getting their asses handed to them by Gs.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

Haneous

The politically correct term for a large horse suffering profuse mental retardation. Generally associated with testicular elephantitus of the worst degree. Common symptoms may include large gaps between the teeth and overwhelming rolls of fat.

Black Beauty was a bit haneous if you ask me

by TheeGrinch November 24, 2011

squirrel handed

to put your hand on a womans pussy
its what happens a when a date goes really well

friend: how was your date last night
you: i got squirrel handed

by gimme lovin September 20, 2003

handegg

A term used by foreign assholes (most commonly british) to describe american football. It is usually used to argue the games name (FOOTBALL) because apparently it requires a greater use of the hands than the foot, and the ball supposedly resembles an egg. You know, kinda like another form of football that was coincidentally invented by the Brits: RUGBY.

Dumb retard: Those bloody yanks need to rename their game to Handegg, it doesn't even require the foot and the ball looks like an egg!

Logical individual: Kinda like how rugby football looks like a giant egg and all the players run around with it in their grasp?

by Mr Steel Biscuits November 27, 2012

haneefed

being "haneefed" is when you are on a 457 visa and thrown out of australia for no good reason. Its in reference to the indian Dr Mohamed Haneef who had his visa terminated. It can also be used to refer to unfair treatment from customs officals.

Jim: hey pete, what you doing back in england?
Pete: The Australian Government haneefed me!

Or

Pete: Hey, stop haneefing me!! Im innocent!!

by SBSP-sydney October 18, 2008

Bi-Handed

When you can use either hand left or right to write paint draw, etc.

Kid1: I'm righty what are you?
Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know.
*kid1 hands kid2 a pen*
Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet.
Kid2: Aww, I guess...
Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you.
Kid2: What would that be?
Kid1: Bi-handed
Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out.

by Deztiny October 20, 2010