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handyland

n. 1. An adapted version of the board game Candyland which replaces the use of Candy with Handjobs. 2. A reference to receiving hand pleasure from oneself or another person.
1. Bob: Susan and her friends came over last night and I busted out Handyland after they had a few wine coolers. I rigged the deck and all the cards came up white!

Sam: Damn, why didn't you call me? I would have definitely busted a Gramma Nutt when I saw Queen Frostine.

2. I've got a date with Candace on Thursday and let's just say I'm planning on taking a trip to Handyland.
by Doctor Exotik February 5, 2012
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Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob
I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.
by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012
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Handy Fish

The same thing as a catfish, although this person will give you a handjob or handy even though they aren't who they say they are.
"Hey man, did that chick turn out to be a catfish?"
"At first yeah, but she turned out to be a handy fish so at least I got a handjob out of it."
by Scarpal May 18, 2014
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Handy Banana

I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch
by Redgorilla January 27, 2016
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Handy

Hey, before we go do you want a quick handy?
by Minslik October 3, 2016
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handblam

"Hand-Blam" is a term for masturbating, and can apply to both male or female masturbating activity provided hands are used.
I was driving from Newark, NJ to Houston,, TX and whilst driving the thought of beautiful Gloria in her two-piece bikini standing before me entered my mind, and before I knew it I was hand-blammin' while at the wheel of van, and shaking what handblam I could off the left hand out the van window. Afterwards I felt violated, and considered this to be some sort of perverted moving violation.
by The Reverend Soul Train September 11, 2016
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handy savage

A hand job. Masturbation, possibly mutual, probably self-given.
Zack: Yo, B, what are your plans tonight?
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.
by _bcom June 3, 2016
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