HAIMON

some people are really pathetic

nerds

by yeah June 15, 2003

Hammahpants

A name given to a girl whose nights are devoted to alcoholic blackouts and sexual mischief. One who has to document her weekends with a camera in order to remember them and who wakes up next to John Doe and has to search the floor for condom wrappers to determine if they had sex. Hammahpants is more often than not a freshman in college and is highly susceptible to date rape, alcohol poisoning, genital warts, concussions, detox and/or prison, and gangbangs.

-"Hammahpants, what'd you do this weekend?"
>"Ya know, I'm not really sure! Check out my pics on Facebook and ask the Kappa Sigma fraternity because I woke up on their basement floor with my pants off!"

by WhatevaULike88 March 16, 2009

HAMBO

A synonym for wreckless drunken existence that can be identified by its' acronym HAMBO: Hard as a Motherfucker Black Out.

WC_Ben: Taylor is peeing in a bucket in the corner of his house

WC_GodlyOne: Yo that nigga musta went Hambo tonight

WC: Dream Team Problems

by WatermelonClan February 9, 2013

suck my haemoglobin

it is the ultimate comeback of comebacks, it is the Mona Lisa of comebacks! If you say this phrase you can kiss goodbye to any haters.

person: you smell
me: suck my haemoglobin
person: what?
me: ahaha *walks away with swag*

by suckmyhaemoglobin January 20, 2014

hamhocks

A nick-name for an overweight person

I'm surprised Hamhocks can still walk!

by Batman October 5, 2003

Hambone

That guy on your hockey team that quotes stats on the bench. Who has moves as smooth as silk .Tends to prance around like a Disney princess in the ice capades.

Hambone went in on net with a triple deek, then finished off with a triple lutz.

by Squatchnation May 23, 2014

banana hammock

Banana Hammock. When a guy penetrates the clitorous of a woman to the point of extreme inflamation, therefore- a banana hammock is present between the "lips" of the vagina, resulting in a bulge in ones bathing suit trunks. Banana Hammock.

1)Damn, dude that pussy's poppin....literally.
2) do do di do do BANANA HAMMOCK

by Ivarrrrrrr April 16, 2009