Horsedisease

When a person is freakishly obsessed with horses that it causes them to loose focus on the real world. These people are known to have braided hair and wear cowboy boots when they are clearly not around horses. And they are socially akward.

Girl #1: Why is Heather crying?
Girl #2: Because the horse got shot in the movie...
Girl #1: The guy riding the horse died also!...
Girl #2: She doesn't care about humans...only horses!
Girl #1: Does she have Horsedisease?!?!?
Girl #2: hmmm well shes wearing cowboy boots to school...Oh and she has her hair braided! and she happens to be the most akward person ive ever met...So yeah she must have Horsedisease!
Girl #1: I hear you can't cure that...

by ParrotLuver January 23, 2011

Hoedown

The time when all the hoes get together and maybe dance.

"Will you be at the hoedown?"
"No, I will not, as I am NOT a hoe"
"oh ok. I think I understand the true meaning of hoedown"

by Little miss sunshine November 13, 2013

Hoseason

Hoseasons are faggots. They're always short as fuck although they may say they will grow, they will not. Despite having the mental iq of a mole rat they always have something to say. Hoseasons are lovable creatures and if u find one never let her go, although u might lose her due to how short she is.

"Oh look its a hoseason"
"Where?"
"down there."

by AntelopeIsMyGender February 1, 2019

a-holedom

The act of being an a-hole, or in more literal terms, an asshole.

Man, if I don't get my Metamucil soon, my boredom will change to a-holedom.

by davod April 7, 2004

Bloody Fire Hose

the end result when your girlfriend insists on sex a few hours after a prostate biopsy has been performed on you.

She made me fuck her 4 hours after my prostate biopsy. When I came blood shot out so I jumped back & let it go, it was swinging around pumping out cum & blood like a Bloody Fire Hose.

by Bitchy Girlfriend May 28, 2011

Wisconsin Water Hose

A Wisconsin Water Hose occurs when you are fucking a girl from behind and she starts to shit diarrhea; you then cover her anus with the index finger making shit squirt out similar to a water hose.

Mallory had indian food and while getting pounded she started to shit diarrhea, so Daniel gave her a "Wisconsin Water Hose".

by n00bicle January 12, 2012

Hose schlange

It means "trouser snake" in german

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!

by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010