hespevet

1. The grease from a slice of bacon.
2. Person. See: wordnellex/word or wordgollem/word.

- "Help! There's a gremlin look-a-like who's e-mailing me at least one four-page essays on the "Torrasque"-unit from starcraft every hour!"
- "That's what you get for giving your e-mail addy to Hespevet"

by haedesch April 6, 2003

hesseung

An reference to an asian that is cooler than you would ever meet. he ussally of korean descent who rellay cuteee!!! :D

person 1: have youseen the new kid?

person 2: where is he?

person 1: the asian
person2: ooohh hot dammnn tht has to be a HESSEUNG!!

person1: lmao

by lover4life2121 April 16, 2010

Hasteurbating

To hastily Masturbate.

I only had 5 minutes, but I spent 50 Hasteurbating.

by Hasturbatersince05 June 1, 2011

Hestad

The process of taking a large iron rod, and heating under a cole fire until it is glowing red. Then taking that rod and shoving it up a baby's anus. Then the hot iron will melt the babys inners. After the rod has cooled, all the baby's inners will stick to the rod. Then you take the rod and forcibally jerk it from the baby's anus, leaving a large gaping hole in the baby's anus.

GABBY! I gave you little brother a Hestad last night.

by omnomnomnombabies June 20, 2011

heater on

Drunk; beyond a buzz but not yet blasted.

That dude has a heater on and better stay the hell off that that moped.

by SemiFrost2 November 3, 2013

hasterpiece

A hasterpiece is the exact opposite of a masterpiece. Absolutely hideous.

"Man that girl's hair is a hasterpiece. Why would she ever think that was a good idea?"

by Ms. Mysterious May 19, 2014

Heaters

A punch thrown with a high amount of force. A very damaging punch when connected.

Damn, back in the day, George Foreman use to throw them heaters.

by bigchriss May 24, 2014