Jigsaw guzzle

Eating whatever scraps and leftovers one can find in the house after returning home from a night out. Jigsaw guzzlers are known to piece together meals of cold pasta in Tupperwares, hummus with a spoon, entire packets of sliced ham, and heels of bread from 4 different loaves.

Often leads to couch pizza the following day.

Arriving home 3 hours before her 8AM sociology class, Kendra stumbled into the kitchen and jigsaw guzzled her roommates’ cereal, popcorn, and secret stash of Cheetos before devouring Sasha’s entire block of Parmesan.

by daltonjfk October 3, 2019

Cum Guzzling Thunder Cunt

This is simple. It is Daniel Wells.

“You cum guzzling thunder cunt!!”

“Oh, you mean Daniel Wells?”

by Rihannanourt November 9, 2019

Peanutt guzzle

When a girl who is allergic to peanuts eats some right before a blow job to make the neck and mouth tighter she then will Gargle the cum and have the puss from her allergy mix with the cum until she kisses the guy and spits the cum and puss mixture into the guys mouth

Guy one: did you hear what Emily did with mark last night? It’s disgusting

Guy two: no what happened?
Guy one: Emily gave him a peanutt guzzle

Guy two: wtf that’s disgusting

by End_mii May 19, 2020

Glizzy Guzzling

The act of excessively consuming, or guzzling glizzys

Friend 1- Hey, you wanna hangout after school? We are gonna be doin some Glizzy Guzzling
Friend 2- yeah sure, what's the addy?

by The_Sanctimo September 9, 2020

cum guzzling whore

When ur wife is sleeping with ur first ex wife’s current husband.

You are nothing but a cheating cum guzzling whore!!!

by PISSED OFF EX HUSBAND!!!!!! September 12, 2020

cum guzzler

Someone who swallows so much semen they piss out children.

She's such a cum guzzler what a thot!

by Isuckedadick May 2, 2021

Joey Guzzle

A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.

I am Joey Guzzle

by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021