Gut Waffle

A healthy poop that comes out in the shape of ones intestines.

Hang on honey I have to go pork out a gut waffle.

by Fxst1977 August 2, 2016

Gunka

A Genre of Music that is a Military/March or folk song that represents a Nation.

The song When Johnny Comes Marching Home is a example of American Gunka.

by Perryism November 21, 2019

gutless wonder

A person who is so without courage that it’s surprising they are even alive.

He is a gutless wonder and that is exactly why he has risen to the top in this reversed world of avoidant underachievers working for the state.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Guarnaschelli

Guarnaschelli is an Italian last name. They are either a teacher or a chef. They are usually a very fun, sarcastic, bubbly person. But, sometimes they can be simply just weird, in a good or bad way. Overall, they are a wonderful person to know. One nickname for them is Guarn.

Him: OMG! Is that Guarnaschelli?!
Her: YASS! It’s Guarn! Let’s go say Hi.

by Steggy April 5, 2021

rattler guard

the worst people you will ever meet. dont touch their hats.

girl one: dude that girl put on a rattler guard hat.
rattler guard guy: yeah you know what she owes now!!! lets go party!!!! yeahhhh!!!!!

by helenkeller, madcow, buffy November 27, 2009

Closet Guard

(N) A statement or physical item and or person to hide someone's homosexuality.

Def 1;
Person 1: He says he likes big butts.
Person 2: That's such a lie he's totally gay it must be a closet guard.

Def 2;
Person 1: I heard that he is dating some girl but he is so homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that but ya.
Person 2: Must be a closet guard.

In other words beard

by The Bouchebag August 12, 2014

Goo Gut

Taking in multiple loads of cum and letting it settle in the gut.

Swallowing all that cum gave me Goo Gut.

by lalaloveless June 28, 2016